News Flash: Midterm Elections!

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With the U.S. Midterm Elections approaching in 2 days, tensions all around the country are heating. Based off polls and trends in congress, analysts predict heavy losses for the Democrats. I a quote by Obama, "There is no doubt that this is a difficult election."

Or, in a language that most people can understand, "We're screwed." Joe Biden, in preparation for the race, was seen hitting his campaign managers with McCain posters. "When you get knocked down, there's only one thing to do. Get up. Get up and vote." Public awareness over the election is also gaining traction, as more people to consider who they will select as there candidate. "Is that for the Superbowl?", said one citizen. The elections even prompted a rally by pundits John Stewart and Stephen Colbert, asking all Mormon Jay-Z fans to get in their cars and drive through a narrow strip of road. "I think this is metaphor something," commented one spectator, "But I'm really not sure what... Maybe it has to do with standing in line for Superbowl tickets?"

But above all, one message has solidified from the chaos of the midterms. Vote. For, if you vote, you will be further contributing to the giant power-ball lottery known as democratic elections.