Friday, September 2, 2011

Nation's Liberal Sheepishly Admit Crush on Comedian Jon Stewart

Sources reported yesterday that the Nation's Liberals finally admitted a long term crush on comedian Jon Stewart, the host of The Daily Show on Comedy Central. After being pressed on by their peers, the liberals were goaded into admitting the crush - a startling revelation that will no doubt be spread among the populace. Witnesses explained to us that awkward attempted justification followed, citing Jon Stewart's bashing of conservatives as attractive. Laughter soon ensued.

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